Jurassic World Sequel Announced

  From the moment the numbers from the box office started rolling in, there have been whispers of a sequel.  Not only is it now official, we’ve also been graced with a release date. That’s right, dinosaur (and Chris Pratt) enthusiasts, the sequel to Jurassic World will roar in to theaters June 22nd of 2018! In addition to this splendid news, EW also reports that both Chris Pratt and Bryce Dallas Howard will be reprising their roles.   This is a nice move from the previous trilogy, where each movie moved…

Jurassic World: An Absurdly Long Winded and Not Even Close to Objective ‘Review’

Welcome to Amelia’s not even close to objective and absurdly long winded ‘review’ of Jurassic World. Here are my obligatory disclaimers: I don’t work for anyone involved in this movie, I did not get paid to watch this movie, and did not watch an advanced screening of the product (unless you count the Thursday release, which was available to the general public). We start off the film with some pretty stereotypical story tropes. You’ve got two very different children being sent off from their parents who we later find out…